Mr. Scambio: A Poem

Mister Cambio? He’s a Scambio!

He came here 18 months ago,
But little did we know,
That Mr. Cambio was a Scambio!

He came to help us ‘turn around’,
But put us deeper in the ground!
That Mister Cambio, what a Scambio!

They said he was a real smart dude,
But it just seems we’re getting screwed
By that Scambio, Mr. Cambio!

Like a used car salesman he smiles,
Racking up the frequent-flyer miles!
That traveling Scambio, Mr. Cambio!

He stole our money and he lied,
Now he’s going to run and hide!
What a Scambio, Mr. Cambio!

He’s runnin’ back to Tennessee,
Fooled nobody but the B-O-T!
That sneaky Scambio, Mr. Cambio!

If our Sheriff’s worth the tax we pay,
He’d arrest Mr. Cambio and lock him away!
No bail for Scambios, Mr. Cambio!

And after all is said and done,
We’ll be right back where we started from!
So where’s the ‘Cambio’, Mr. Scambio?

An SEIU UHW member.